My life hurts right now, my broken tooth is starting to feel like a broken tooth, my little vacation away from my normal job is ending tomorrow, and a friend I’m very fond of disappeared completely without a trace, possibly due to alien abduction. For this reason, and this reason alone, it is time to talk about Silage and their final album, Vegas Car Chasers:

Indeed, short-lived Christian Rock band Silage only ever put out two albums, one of which I have already talked about. The interesting thing about these two albums is that they are extremely different from each other, all the way down to the lineup. On Watusi, the singing was done by one dude, on Vegas Car Chasers, he switches places with the lead guitarist, who takes the helm on a fair share of the song’s killer tracks.
The sound, overall, went from being an interesting take on pop-punk infused with some goofy rap and junior high level trombone playing to a more refined, pop-tastic, alternative rock sound that occasionally harkens to a more glitzy set of tones and attitudes, hence the “Vegas” in Vegas Car Chasers. Their drummer called it quits, so the circus-beat pop punk drums are no longer present, and have been replaced by a fairly normal drummer who gets put through the ringer of effects quite often.
So, enter the new and soon-to-be-doomed Silage. Their album opens up with something different in the form of a track called “Original”. First, an explosion of music as everything comes in at once with no warning, most prominent of which is the guitar, still a Fender Stratocaster, still sounding pretty. The one E chord (played suspended in every bar for good measure) is accompanied by some strange vocals samples and squeaky DJ scratching. Oh no, you may be thinking, and right you would be, but this is the late 90′s, it was all over the pop radio anyway.
The vocals are performed by none other than Damian Horne, the dude who sang all of Watusi, and is done in his usual goof-rap fashion. The words have gotten a bit wiser, as the whole thing is making fun of the conventions of having to come up with an “original sound” in order to make it, “gotta break through with the break-through new sound”. It’s a strange song, but this is a strange album, and it only gets better.
“Yo Tengo” is a little bit in the same vein as “Original” but is more odd and non-sequitor in the lyrics, a bit more guitar heavy, and features a different lead singer! I’ll leave you to interpret the lyrics:
Yo tengo una amiga
Who’s jazz is super-stereophonic
Let it crescendo
A million ears are all bionic
Silver, enticing
Elastic stretching everlasting
Moonlight the icing
I’ve never seen so much white frosting
Well obviously it’s about being in love with a girl, so I guess it’s not so abstract.
Ahh, “Billboards”, the “hit” of the album as I understand. This song is pure class as far as instruments go, the guitars are riffy, the drums are on time as always, and the rhythmic singing is enchanting. The song is about the superficial aspect of the church, and I know we’ve all had our doubts about that, right? Right.
Next up is “Why Sure”, which is a song I may have stolen a melody from in my bygone days of songwriting, but don’t tell anyone! Mum’s the word! Either way, if unsuccessful musicians are biting your style, it means it’s a good thing yes? Yes. This song is fairly good, a little reminiscent of “Yo Tengo” but in all good ways, and then it bleeds straight into “Verb”, and this is the part of the album where the listener must either endure or become quick on the skip button.
See, “Verb” isn’t a bad song, so much, but there has always been a stigma associated with Christian Music trying to do hip-hop. I blame dc Talk on the whole, but a lot of the rap, while functionally all right, is kind of lacking in that whole danger or coolness element that they tote around so successfully. Indeed, one may consider the rap segment of this song by Christian hip-hop artist Knowdaverbs to be good on the whole, but for me, it’s hard to listen to Christians rapping, so I often skip this one. That could also be because the next song is my favorite.
That’s right, “Credit Card”, not only is it a well-built pop song set in a guitar-heavy minor key, but it’s about something I can deeply relate to, and that is credit card debt. The song is great though, even if your credit is perfect, and stands as my most recommendable Silage song. Dig it.
“Walks And Strolls” is kind of a weird one. It starts with a kind of delicate major 7th chord and lyrically follows this idea that, “more than anything”, the singer either wants a girl who “Walks and strolls, and strolls and walks”, or a band who “Rock and rolls, and rolls and rocks”, but in the end, wants to “give it to You”, meaning God, meaning this is a Christian song. It might not be your style, but it’s not a bad song and it’s got a solid bridge, so there.
“Great Alaskan Ninja” is a hip-hop flavored song without the guest rapper about a band on the road, and happens to have one of my favorite song titles ever. The humor in this song starts to bring back the sense of humor that the band established in Watusi, which is always a good thing.
“Ketchup Is Mustard” is another fine classic that does what all good Christian songs should do, puts the complex and spiritually challenging act of witnessing into the simple act of making a sandwich, and reminds the viewer to make sure to put some mustard on that thing. Besides that it has a kickin’ bass-line and is a really fun song, it’s also fairly deep for being so simple. Well played, fellas.
Next we have “Beatnik”, which is the only song that I feel is truly reminiscent of the “old” Silage, which we have left so far behind by this point that this song seems to be a little out of place. Even the amateur horns make a comeback, but I do love this song, so it’s no bother. I don’t know what the song’s about, I guess it’s about not being a Beatnik, which I can stand behind about 60 years ago.
Finally, we have the title track, a deep, dark, acoustic song very reminiscent of someone trying to sound like Radiohead, which as I understand, was the band’s intention. Apparently the entirety of the song came to Lance Black in a dream, and he proceeded to write this ominous album closer. It’s kind of odd, but quite a pretty song, as long as you don’t mind the extra large and thumpy bass that was mixed into it compared to the rest of the album.
With that, our boys are finished. Sure Damian and Lance started an unsuccessful band called “Parkway” and Lance is still doing music in the reviled “emo” genre, but as far as Silage goes, one of the most interesting bands in a genre aching and yearning for anything musically interesting, this is it. Hopefully you enjoyed, and if not, might I invite you to buy either one of the CD’s the band put out for mere pennies, since apparently one thing defunct Christian bands are good for is killer overstock deals.
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For some unusual reason, there are two different versions of this album that came on CD. The first release featured 10 songs, as CD’s often do. The remastered version features 7 songs, apparently because it was designed to be like the original LP release. Though the extra “cut” songs are on the DVD that accompanies the new CD, the songs that are cut are “In The Ghetto” and “The Moon Is In The Gutter”, the former of which was not written by Cave himself. I downloaded both versions from my handy Zune Marketplace, and though I like to opt for more songs, the remastered album sounds so much better, and while I like those two extra songs, the album flows much better without them.
This is Skin Deep, Buddy’s newest album, and in my opinion, the best one since Damn Right, I’ve Got The Blues, though there are literally dozens of albums he’s done that I have yet to hear, so don’t take my word for it.

Of course, with a name like “Honey” and an album called Lovely, you should know what to expect from this album. That’s right, dark, dreary, sharp-edged alternative rock. On top of that, these guys are a “Christian” rock band and this album was released in 1997, which as you may know, was a very good year for Christian music. Need I say more?
Mind you, I resisted listening to The Doors until recently. I believe this is simply due to my musical laziness, as I had always loved anything I heard from The Doors when I happened to hear it. I remember being a small boy in the car with my dad, listening to the classic rock station, and my dad would sort of give an impromptu history lesson on each artist as their song came up (so now you know the secret origins of the kind of guy who would write a blog like this). He was always excited to hear The Doors come up, and would tell me things about how guitarist Robbie Krieger never changed his strings, or how they never really had a bass player, and that their keyboardist, Ray Manzarek, would just play the bass-lines with his left hand on his Rhodes. I found this to be scurrilous musical behavior, even in those joyous days before I ever picked up an instrument. What kind of rock band has no bassist?
The album is not without an enormous amount of effort. No-one can say that Audio Adrenaline were not a hard-working group. My only beef with albums like this is that I tend to take a few marks off for making music that couldn’t possibly appeal to people with sense.
Now, if you remember my previous Supergrass writing, for I Should Coco, and I know I don’t, you may know that the band started out doing some silly, spastic, and quite fast music, which is no surprise since they were basically kids back then. Well, in only 2 years’ time, they suddenly went collectively from being a bratty teenage boy just acting up for attention to a manly man with piercing blue eyes and uncontrollable sideburns who is bedding all your women. It’s the fastest case of musical maturity I’ve ever seen, to tell you the truth, and the fact that they were able to refine the sound even further to a serious yet still whimsical rock sound that permeates bits of this album and most of the band’s self-titled third album (which I have also apparently already covered) is a mark of true blue musical mastery.